Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Annoying songs.

There was an article in the newspaper the other day about music being the best torture instrument of all time. Music. You heard it right.

There were many examples of songs, but all I can remember is Metallica's Enter Sandman was one of the said torturous songs that is played in prisons/detention centers. (Politics is messy, so no comment on that.)

What songs would you be annoyed with if you had to listen to it the whole day?

These are my personal choices:

Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson
She can't sing. Why listen to her wail about herself?



Unfaithful by Rihanna
If you want to cheat, just go ahead and do it. Don't beat around the bush and come up with a song about it. That's just mean.



Eh eh sorry wrong picture.
(Are your eyes bleeding yet? Huhuhu)


Take a Bow by Rihanna
Is this your way of saying "I hate you" to your ex?

It's not working, but you sure are a drama queen.


Sexy Love by Ne-Yo
When I first saw the title, I thought it was like Justin's SexyBack+My Love. It's nothing like them. It's bad.


So Sick by Ne-Yo
So sick of So Sick. Need I say more?


Hate That I Love You by Rihanna AND Ne-Yo
Double trouble. Rihanna, stick to umbrellas and other electrical appliances you can sing about, and Ne-Yo, uh, try to sing about something else that is not about love.


Hey There Delilah by Plain White Ts
Sweet, but overplayed.



When You Look Me in the Eyes by Jonas Brothers
Yes, yes, they are talented, young musicians. But I draw the line at borderline whiney songs about teenage puppy love. Boys, puppy love is painfully embarassing enough without this song.

Ask yourself: Do you see yourselves as part of the solution or part of the problem?


Come Back To Me by Vanessa Hudgens
Sweetie, when you let your boyfriend go, don't ask him to come back. Unless you need his help in Add Maths homework.


Stop and Stare by One Republic
Overplayed.


Apologize by One Republic
Overplayed.


Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne
"Hey hey, you you, I want to be your girlfriend!" You have to have lost some of your marbles to be addicted to this monotonous, repetitive, unimaginative and immature song. Sorry, Avril's fans.
That's for voting for her and not for Justin!

Now vote for him and I might forgive you!




Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne
You wouldn't want to hold on much longer if you listened to this very, very structured song.
I don't hate Avril.
She was good in Under My Skin (He Wasn't was *two thumbs up*) but after she got married, well, her marriage is The Best Damn Thing. Her music...spiralled out of control.


Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis
She is great in Better in Time! But this one, oh man, this is...it made her voice sound so uncontrollable, so untrained! Simon Cowell should have known better.


Anything by Akon
This guy's songs, I guarantee you, are in the handphones and MP3 players of 14 year old boys who want to be like him. (Personally I feel they should be listening to Kanye West or Jay-Z. At least they'd aspire to be something.)
Don't Matter, I Wanna Love You, Belly Dancer (Bananza)...makes me want to smack him. Sorry, Akon. For singing about women and their body so cheaply, you get a D-.



Anything by Chris Daughtry
Now THIS is the most overplayed artist. Hitz FM, take note.
WE DON'T LIKE OVERPLAYED ARTISTS. No matter how famous/rich/musically talented they may be.
-There is no escaping him. The radio stations are going to go bombastic with his songs since he's coming here on July 26th for a concert. NOOOOO!!!!!! My sanity, MY SANITY! Ohilostmymarbles!


One song that I've hated but now can stand is Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind. It's so deliciously silly that you can't help but feel the delusions of the song. Sorry, Paris.

And Jessica Simpson's Public Affair! I enjoy the song because the two guys on YouTube did, and posted a video of it.






all pictures are results of google.

No comments: