So Habib got free tickets to watch New Moon in Sunway. Which we all went to watch. And everybody loathed it.
First of all, the plot. What plot? The storyline is so repetitive: topless werewolves, emo-ing Bella, vampire, lather-rinse-repeat.
Then the fact that Bella is 18. Goodness. Why is she acting like that? Is it because Twilight is fictional? Never get yourself involved in a relationship when you're not mature enough girl!
Action scenes were scarce and few in between. Dakota Fanning was underused.
And why are the werewolves always topless?!
Oh. Kristen Stewart shares the same birthday as me!
Anyway, the movie is palatable only if you're a fan of the Twilight series.
2 comments:
for this , ye i loveth.
BAHAHAHA! I'm always gloating about the fact I loved Robert Pattinson YEARS ago when he was Cedric Diggory. Back then he was actually good-looking, had charm, acted like a living organism and possessed clean hair.
Oh. The werewolves are always topless because they need to be sexually objectified by female viewers, although the excuse we're supposed to buy is that because they're changing form so often, it would be more convenient to simply wear minimal clothing and not need to buy baju baru everytime their wolf-selves rip them up. Doesn't explain whey their seluar magically disappear and reappear.
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