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(If you are afraid, hate, despise and are terrified of dolls, scroll down. These pictures will cure your fear of little humans.)






Oops, wrong picture. Here they are:

HOW TO GET RID OF YOUR PHOBIA OF DOLLS




To get rid of your fear of dolls, start spending time with one. If you're terrified that it, sorry, she might suddenly to strangle you when you're alone with her, go outdoors together.


Have something in common with your doll-music, shopping, talking-you can even start a blog for you and your doll! It's all about quality time together.


Don't forget to spend the holidays together! August 31st is a good date to start.


Your doll might appreciate the time both of you spend together looking alike-so try dressing like each other for Halloween!


If you think you can't get rid of your doll-phobia on your own, get a friend to join in your 12-step programme. (LOL)




Most of all, it's about having a friendship with your doll and having fun with her!

So, what are you waiting for? Go out, get a doll, and overcome your phobia of dolls together! I recommend purchasing dolls which look like babies-they are more life-like and 15 times more effective than MyScene Barbie dolls when it comes to getting rid of one's phobia of dolls.

Here's wishing you luck, and have fun!

And, uh...stay away from these kind of dolls.